"That 16-Inch Sensation"
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Our Adaptable Armies
Private Jones (late "Zogitoff," the comedy wire artist),
appreciably reduces the quantity of hate per yard of frontage.
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Frustrated Ingenuity
Owing to dawn breaking sooner than he anticipated, that inventive
fellow, Private Jones has a trying time with his latest creation,
"The Little Plugstreet," the sniper's friend.
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What It Really Feels Like
To be on patrol at night-time.
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"The Same Old Moon"
Her: "And to think that it's the same, dear old moon that's looking
down on him!"
Him: "This blinkin' moon will be the death of us."
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The Soldier's Dream
A "Bitter" disappointment on waking.
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