No Possible Doubt Whatever
Sentry: "'Alt! Who goes there?"
He of the Bundle: "You shut yer --- mouth, or I'll come and knock
yer --- head off!"
Sentry: "Pass, friend!"
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The Eternal Question
"When the 'ell is it goin' to be strawberry?"
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Coiffure In The Trenches
"Keep yer 'ead still, or I'll 'ave yer blinkin' ear off."
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The Thirst For Reprisals
"'And me a rifle, someone. I'll give these ----'s 'ell for this!"
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That Evening Starshell
"Oh, star of eve, whose tender beam
Falls on my spirit's troubled dream."
Tannhouser
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The Innocent Abroad
Out since Mons: "Well, what sort of a night 'ave yer 'ad?"
Novice (persistent optimist): "Oh, all right. 'Ad to get out
and rest a bit now and again."
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