"Well, if you knows of a better 'ole, go to it."
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"There goes our blinkin' parapet again."
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Keeping His Hand In.
Private Smith, the company bomber, formerly "Shinin," the
popular juggler, frequently causes considerable anxiety to his platoon.
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So Obvious.
The Young and Talkative One: "Who made that 'ole?"
The Fed-up One: "Mice."
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The Fatalist.
"I'm sure they'll 'ear this damn thing squeakin'."
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The Things that Matter.
Scene: Loos, during the September offensive.
Colonel Fitz-Shrapnel receives the following message from "G.H.Q":
"Please let us know, as soon as possible, the number of tins
of raspberry jam issued to you last Friday."
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