The Communication Trench
Problem - Whether to walk along the top and risk it, or do another
mile of this.
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Nobbled
"'Ow long are you up for, Bill?"
"Seven years."
"Yer lucky ----, I'm duration."
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The Inteligence Department
"Is this 'ere the Warwicks?"
"Nao. 'Indenburg's blinkin' Light Infantry."
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His Secret Sorrow
"I reckon this bloke must 'ave caught 'is face against soe of
them forts at Verdun!"
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Observation
"'Ave a squint through these 'ere, Bill; you can see one of the
----'s eatin' a sausage clear as anythin'."
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His Dual Obsession
Owing to the frequent recurrence of this dream, Herr Fritz von Lagershifter
has decided to take his friends' advice: Give up sausage late at night
and brood less upon the possible size of the British Army next spring.
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